She's a cool blonde scheming bitch
She makes my body twitch
Walking down the corridor
You can hear her stilettos click
I want her so much I feel sick
The girl can't help it, she really can't help it now

It's like a highschool, highschool confidential

Teenage Brandos stalk her in the halls
They tease her with cat calls
She's a combination Anita Eckberg, Mamie Van Doren

Dagmar highschool confidential

What's the principal doin' with her? (who's that guy?)
Is she screwing with her?
What's her perfume: Tigress by Fabergé
She makes me cream my jeans
When she's coming my way

She drives a candy pink Cadillac
If I don't get her soon, I'll have a heart attack
When she flashes me a look I wanna burn my books
Givin' up, givin' up, givin' up high-high-high...

Lyrics & Music: Carole Pope, Kevan Staples

Release history:

1999 01 · Dreamscapes · Album

Notes:

Originally recorded by Canadian band Rough Trade, on their 1980 album Avoid Freud.